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All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989) Movie Script


Itchy,
A few more degrees
to the left!
Now!
Tap!
No, no!
Your other left!
That's it!
Keep coming,
keep coming!
You're almost through!
Yow...
itchy, what is it?
Idgi...idgi...ho...
are you ok?
Idgi...how...
well,
don't stop now.
Hi...yee...idihominee...
ah...ah...choo!
Terrific.
I'm sorry, boss.
I got dirt
in my nose.
Di...di...ow...
you going to
do it again?
Doh...stand back.
I...eee...
feel...another...
eee...eee...
ah-Choo!
Itchy,
you're a genius!
Thanks, boss.
I'm glad to see you.
Where are you?
Ow! What was that?
Adga--Ooh. It's a pipe.
Here I am, Charlie.
You ok?
Shh! Shh! Shh! I'm ok.
Where are you?
Aah! No!
Put that out.
What, are you
trying to kill me?
I'm so sorry, boss,
but the pipe--
Here, let me try this.
I think that might be
a water main.
No, Charlie.
Water mains are green.
This is red.
You're colour-blind. You've
always been colour-blind.
That's true,
but this is green.
It's red.
Red?
Busted water main!
Hit the lights!
Call command central!
Ooh! Look out!
Shine the light
over there!
No, over there!
Aah! Itchy!
Oh, whoa!
Whoa!
Let's get out of here!
Sorry, Charlie.
I think--
Don't think!
From now on, I'll think!
My stuff!
Forget the stuff!
I'll buy you more stuff!
Wait! My drill!
Oh, come on!
Ooh! Itchy.
Not now! Don't--
Don't! Not now!
Uh! Uh!
I can't help it, Charlie.
I itch when I'm nervous!
Well, don't be nervous.
Just scratch this.
It's not worth it
being with you!
Pull this!
Pull this!
Ah, pull this.
Yah! Whoa!
Just a minute!
Are you ok?
Come on!
You're such a grouch!
On your marks...
get set...
and they're off!
It's a spectacular line-Up
With mighty morris
taking an early lead.
Rat o' war is second
by a head,
And secretary rat trails
by a half.
What an amazing race,
ladies and gentlemen!
Out of the turn,
it's mighty morris,
With rat o' war
charging up from behind.
In the second turn,
Mighty morris and rat o' war
fight it out
While squad car
trails the pack.
Now it's rat o' war
by a nose.
Secretary rat is second
by a head,
With mighty morris
back at third--But wait.
Squad car is making his move
in the rear.
He tries to the right.
He tries to the left.
But it's no good, folks.
It's rat-Eat-Rat out there,
And they're just not
gonna let him through.
But what's this? Squad car's
coming through the middle.
Oh! He's caught in a pinch!
Oh, my gosh! But now
he's climbing out,
And he's riding
on top of cheezewhiz!
And into the loop-The-Loop,
it's squad car on cheezewhiz
Bringing up the rear as
they enter the oil slick.
Oh! Oh, my gosh!
Look out!
What's this?
Squad car playing hopscotch
in the back stretch.
Sixth! Fifth! Fourth!
Third!
I don't believe it!
Into the obstacle,
squad car takes the lead!
So it's squad car
by a length,
Rat o' war second by a head,
cheezewhiz moving into third.
But wait a minute!
He's...he's...he's...
he's stuck! Squad car is stuck.
What a nightmare!
It's squad car by a tail.
Oh, my gosh!
Look out!
What's this?
It's squad car
springing to the finish!
What an incredible race!
Squad car, rat race's
shortest long shot,
Takes the roses
in the upset of the week.
Who would have guessed?
But don't go away,
folks.
We've got
more action coming up.
If you ask me,
I think the house
is rigged.
That does it for me.
I'm busted.
This will be one
To tell
your grand puppies about.
Hee hee! I win!
Here you go.
Ooh! Bad meat!
What's the odds
on terrible tom?
Terrible.
Well, then, give me
large mike to win.
Large mike to win!
No markers,
tailpipe.
Come back when
you got some food.
And they're off!
It's a Rat-Eat-Rat world
out there
As large mike
takes the lead--

Hi, guys! What do you know? What do you say? What do you say? What do you know? Itchy, do we detect a look of surprise here? Maybe we should go out and come back in again. Ha ha ha ha! Charlie? Ain't you supposed to be on death row? No, I ain't supposed to be on death row. I got him out.

  1. Things have changed, Charlie

e, since you've been gone #

  1. Life hasn't bee

n no piece of cake # Carface ain't been treatin' us too good.

  1. Things are tough,

but we carry on #

  1. Could you spare

a couple of bones #

  1. For old times' sake? #

Why settle for bones When you can have the whole bake? Charlie, you hit the jackpot! That-A boy, Charlie. I'm proud of you. Charlie, tell them!

  1. Oh, you can't keep

a good dog down # No, sir!

  1. No, you can't keep

a good dog down #

  1. I've seen that's

pain and hurt # right.

  1. I've

eaten dirt # that's true.

  1. It's hard to buy #
  2. But even I've

been jilted by a skirt # He lies.

  1. Look how

I'm still around # Ha ha!

  1. 'Cause you can't keep

a good dog down #

  1. You can't keep

a good dog down # No, you can't.

  1. You can't keep

a good dog down # Preach it, brother!

  1. I've been

bought and sold #

  1. He's been

warm and cold #

  1. But 10 to 1,

I'll still be running rackets #

  1. When I'm old! #
  2. Not in some cage

in the city pound #

  1. 'Cause you can't keep

a good dog #

  1. Can't keep a good #
  2. I say, you can't keep

a good dog down # In him's the luck of the Irish. The pride of the Germans. Even a bit of Siam. You see the calm of the English. The charm of the Spanish.

  1. A pedigree certainly

ain't what I am #

  1. So call me

a mixed-Up pup # You're a mixed-Up pup!

  1. But the only way

this pup knows #

  1. Is up #

Ok, boys, come on. Help me. Lift him up. Up, up, up! Come on!

  1. No, you can't keep a good d

og down-Ow-Wow-Wow-Wown #

  1. You can't keep a good d

og down-Wow-Wow-Wow-Wown # Boys!

  1. He's been fat

and thin #

  1. I've been out,

been in #

  1. He tried a life

of virtue #

  1. But prefer

a life of sin #

  1. So tonight, man,

we own this town #

  1. I've known hunger,

I've known thirst #

  1. Lived the best

and seen the worst #

  1. But the only way I know

to finish #

  1. Is to finish first
  2. So watch out

when you hear this sound #

  1. 'Cause you can't keep

a good dog #

  1. No, you can't

keep a good dog #

  1. Say, you can't keep

a good dog down #

  1. You can't #
  2. Keep a good dog #
  3. Down #
  4. Down #

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! It's him, boss. I don't get it. Mr. Carface, I know what you're thinking, But I don't know nothin' about this. We set him up for good. Killer, I do not wish that I should share 50% of the business with my partner Charlie. You want that I should go Squeeze his head with the pliers? Killer, that is no way to treat an old friend. Friends must be handled In a friendly and businesslike way. Carface! Carface! Ha ha ha! Hey, Carface, you decent? Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Charlie! Oh, is it really you? Is it really me? Is it really you? Hey, you've put on a little weight. I told you to stay off sweets. This place is looking ok-- A little gauche, but ok. You know, partner, I'm proud of you, But the customers ain't laughin'. Gamblers are never happy, Charlie. You know that. Yeah, but I've been thinking. What this place needs, besides new curtains, Is some class, culture, choreography, And some influence of the theater. Dancing girls. What do you say? Charlie, times has changed. I've changed, you've changed. What are you talking about? I haven't changed. Charlie, you done time. That's not good for business. What are you saying? You are a dog with a record. I was framed! I know. You're like a brother to me. That's why...why... why what? We need to split up the partnership. What? Are you out of your mind? They'll be looking for you, And what's the first place they're gonna look? Here. Here! I don't like it, Charlie, But it's for our own good. Did it eat yet? Yeah, it ate, But how come i got to feed Carface's little monster? Huh! Monster! Come on, dogs, you've got a job to do. Carface wants you should get rid of Charlie. Charlie? Oh. Oh! Ooh! Ah! Charlie! They're going to kill you, Charlie! Charlie! We'll set you up somewheres Where they don't know you. Yeah? Go on. 50% of this is yours, right? Charlie, take it. You want a cut of the steaks? T-Bones? Sure. Porterhouse. And one half of the mignons. This is sounding better all the time. Then it's a deal? Well... deal. Put her there. Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Boys, listen up! My former partner wishes to announce That he is going into business for himself. You heard the boss. Shut up! Boys, to the mardi gras! Charlie? Uh, Charlie? Ooh! Ouch! Watch those heels, lady. And I am sure that I speak For every dog amongst us In wishing you the best of luck In your new venture. And now, as a token of our esteem, We are presenting to you This lucky gold watch! Heh heh heh. Ha ha ha! Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

  1. No, you can't

keep a good dog... # Killer. Uh-Huh. Take Charlie out back for the big surprise. Surprise? What surprise, boss? The big... surprise. Oh, ho ho! You mean... that surprise? Oh... oh... you moron.

  1. Doggy... #

Hee hee hee! You're the doggonedest pal A swell could ever have. Ha ha. I love you guys. You want to sing with me? Charlie!

  1. You can't

keep a good-- # Do you know this?

  1. You can't keep

a good dog down # This is the mark. Stay here, and don't peek.

  1. I've been fat and thin
  2. I've been out,

been in... # Boss! Ha ha ha! Shut up. Ooh! Good-Bye, Charlie. Heh heh heh! Boss, can I help you push the car? Please? Charlie! Ha ha ha. Huh huh! Killer, shut up!

  1. Can't keep a good dog #
  2. Dooooooooown! #
  3. Dooooooooown! #
  4. Ahh ahh ahh #
  5. Ahh ahh ahh #
  6. Ahh ahh ahh #
  7. Ahh #

Huh! Where am i? This is the great hall of judgment. Judgment?! Oh, not to worry, Charlie. You'll go to heaven. All dogs go to heaven Because, unlike people, Dogs are naturally good and loyal and kind. That's true.

  1. Welcome to doing

whatever you wish # This is really a lovely place you got here.

  1. Eating whenever

you please # Follow me...

  1. to a constant

temperate climate #

  1. We keep it

73 degrees # We're still on Fahrenheit here. That's fine with me.

  1. Welcome to

no more rat race # Oh, boy.

  1. To order and ca

lm instead # Ah, great.

  1. Welcome... #
  2. To being dead #

What? You mean I'm--I'm-- Stone cold, I'm afraid. I can't believe it! I've been murdered! I'm having trouble Finding any goodness or loyalty here, But let me see. He killed me! I beg your pardon? A mistake's been made here!

  1. I don't want to die #
  2. You got

the wrong guy #

  1. I was double-Crossed

by a dirty rat #

  1. Actually, this rat

was a dog #

  1. But his car ran me down

, I just blew out of jail #

  1. I just got back to town
  2. Hey, this is hard

to explain #

  1. May I speak

to your superior? #

  1. 'Cause I don't

want to die! #

  1. Welcome to doin

g whatever you wish #

  1. You've got

the wrong guy #

  1. Laughing

and singing all day # Listen! My time's not up yet. Oh, it is. There's no mistake about that. We know everything. Murdered in the prime of my life! That Carface, I'll kill him. Hey, this must be the watch department. You might call it that. See, this watch is your life... and it's stopped. Well, can't you just wind it up or something? And send you back? Oh, no, no, no. No one's ever allowed to go back. Put your paw right here. What's that for? For our book of records. Everything about you that was or will be Is right here. Oh, isn't that wonderful? I love it here. You mean there's no surprises or anything? Oh, no, no, no. We know everything. That's just lovely. The clouds, the grass, the air. Heaven is a wonderful place! Yeah. No surprises, huh? Say... would you like to dance? You mean if I'm waiting for an inside straight up here, I'd know in advance whether I filled it? We know how it all turns out. You must have studied dancing. You have natural rhythm, unusual for a whippet. Oh, I'm getting dizzy! Everything is so lovely here-- So planned, so ordered. That's what's driving me crazy.

  1. I need brazil #
  2. The throb, the thrill #
  3. I've never been there #
  4. But someday I will #
  5. Adventure and danger #
  6. Love from a stranger #
  7. Let me be surprised #
  8. La da da da da da

bo bo bo #

  1. Ooh, la la la #
  2. Today there's sun #
  3. They said

there'd be snow # E #

  1. when all's said and don
  2. It's fun not to know #
  3. What keeps my heart humming
  4. Is guessing what's coming #
  5. Let me be surprised #
  6. Oh, oh #
  7. Oh,

ain't it great #

  1. Ain't it great #
  2. When fate

makes you wait? #

  1. La la la la la la #
  2. The world

seems mirthless #

  1. And you

feel worthless #

  1. And suddenly #
  2. There's a big b

one on your plate #

  1. Oh, Charlie,

please remember #

  1. Down there's

a world of used cars #

  1. And singles bars #
  2. Broken dreams #
  3. And out-Of-Reach

stars #

  1. But it isn't over #
  2. Not for this rover
  3. I don't like

to steal #

  1. Ah ah ah #
  2. But I don't buy

this deal #

  1. La la la #
  2. In 'bout 3 seconds #
  3. She'll have realized #
  4. Ah ah ah ahh #
  5. And she's

gonna be # Charlie, what are you doing?

  1. Wait till you see #

What's that you have behind your back?

  1. She's gonna be

Charlie, don't wind that watch!

  1. Surprised! #

Charlie! You can never come back! I'm alive. Charlie, you can never come back. You can never come-- Oh! Oh! Charlie. Charlie! Look out! Charlie! No! No! Itchy, it's ok. It's ok, little buddy. It's me. Charlie. Oh, Charlie! Charlie, it's you! I saw Carface, and he was choking me. He was grabbing my neck, and-- Oh, hi, Charlie. Hi. Aarrrgghh! Shh! Charlie! You're a ghost! Get back! Get back! Don't hurt me. Here. Take my nine-Piece ratchet set. My oil can! Don't go without my rolls-Royce hood ornament. I'm not dead. Please, I got a bad back. Quiet! Itchy, I'm not a ghost. I'm not dead. Now, be quiet. I'm going to take my hand away from your mouth, And you're going to be quiet, aren't you? Ha ha! That's my pal. Aahh! Will you shut up? Itchy, I'm alive! Look. Do ghosts have fleas? No. Ghosts don't have fleas. Right. Charlie, Charlie, it's really you. But I saw the car and the river... i know. And your lifeless body flying through the air. Itchy, what can I say? It wasn't my time. I'm so happy to see you, Charlie! You don't know how much I missed you! Shut up! You want the whole world to know I'm back? You thought I was dead. So will Carface. He tried to kill me. I'll make him pay! We don't want to do that. We do. I was the brains of the outfit. When I left, he should have gone under. That's it, boss. We'll go under. Deep, deep under. I don't want to go under. The operation grew. It got bigger. Now he won't share. We could share a nice little place In the Himalayas. I hate the Himalayas. Wait. They got gambling, races. Well, they even got a town called Tibet. You know, to-Bet. We could nab llamas, mountain goats, Open our own track, boss. He's got something up his sleeve. Yeah, a gun. When I find out what it is, I'm gonna ruin him. I'm gonna make him suffer...slow. He'll be begging for mercy. I'm begging that we get out of here. Boss, Carface has got thugs, And they got muscles, knives. And he's got a monster in his basement. What? Boss, they feed it! Monster? Yeah, monster! I said monster! Monster? Hmm. Ha ha! Charlie, I just know we're both going to die. Shut up! Now, let me see here. Stop it! Stop it! Will you quit that? I've had it with your itching. Oh. Hey, look, look, look, look! See...see... the monster? The monster? Ok. Now let's go home. Who knows what it eats? Ahh! Yah! Somebody's got me-- I got you by the tail! Why don't you tell somebody you're going to do that? It's not worth it being with you. Your hands are cold, too. There. There. Now, there is your monster. Now, there is your monster. Well, I'll be! Ahh! Ahh! Mr. Carface, can i go outside today? Sure you can, little girl, But first you talk to the rat. Well, if you want my opinion, boss, I think mighty morris is going to win the race. Oh, boss! That cigar! Hi, Mr. Longtail. How are you today? Fine, thank you. Will you be in the race tonight? A sore foot? You shouldn't run. And twizzle has a cold? She should drink soup. Oh, squad car has the flu. Hurry it up. Hurry it up! I'm sorry. So who do you think will win? Oh, I see. The spotted gray. Killer! Uh-Huh. Shift the odds on the spotted gray And feed the kid. Oh, boss, do I have to? Oh, boy. Where did you buy that thing? But, Mr. Carface, you said i could go outside today. Charlie? A little girl who talks to animals. Imagine that. Boss, i think we-- Don't. I'll do the thinking. But, boss! Poor child. We'll kidnap her. Kidnap? Uh, rescue her. But, boss-- Itchy, button it up. Uh, little girl! Excuse me. We understand you're being held here against your will. Let me introduce myself. Sit. I am Charlie b. Barkin, And this is my associate, itchiford "itchy" dachshund. How do you do? And it strikes me that this is not the place for you. Am I right? Oh, well... let us take you away from all this. Where are your parents? I'm an orphan. Ahh! She's an orphan. She doesn't have any parents. That settles it. You're going to stay with itchy. What's your name? No, no, boss. She can't stay with me. This has gone too far. I'm gettin' outta here. You have no compassion. Uhh! Stay with me. Anne-Marie. Huh? You asked my name. It's Anne-Marie. Listen, you'd like living with me, wouldn't you? You're going to love my place-- Canopy bed under the stars, open hearth, 3 square meals a day, radio, heater, whitewalls. I live in a cab. Low mileage, of course. Ha ha ha ha! Hm hm hm! What?! Aah! What do you mean she is gone?! Well, you see, boss, i-- Shut up! Can't you just-- I--Oof! Wah! Morons! I'm surrounded by morons! Aah! But, boss, it wasn't my fault. To be perfectly honest, you see, I--Uh--B-B-- Thunder was on duty. Take it up with him. Thunder was on duty. Take it up with him. I love that girl! I want her back! Now! Boss, you see, the thing of it-- Now! Oh ho! Mm hmm! Oh... oh... robin hood says to little john, "This sheriff is a bimbo. "Let's knock him off and take the gold. "We'll give it to the poor suckers Who got took in the first place." Where do you get that stuff? What kind of hood gives dough to the poor Without taking his cut? I like this story, Mr. Itchy. You would. Shut up! I'm trying to get the brat to sleep. Then what happens? Well, then, uh... uh... give me that. All the poor people was happy 'Cause they wasn't poor now. But this hood guy's out 50%. So what? His doll loved him all the more. Was she pretty? Ha ha! She was to die for! Ah! Ah! But the whole gang wondered, Would maid Marian marry him? And... she did. Ha! Now go to sleep, huh? Mr. Itchy and I got to talk some business. Boss, let's get something straight about the kid. Good night, Mr. Itchy! Good night, kid! I don't like this. We're reading fairy tales to a little time bomb Like she was bo peep and--Ohh! We could stash her at the old church. Ha ha! Would you relax? Carface ain't gonna look for her here. He thinks I'm dead, remember? Now, get some sleep, pal. Tomorrow we take this little time bomb To the horse track, And we make ourselves a fortune! Horsies? Ha ha ha! Now look what you've done! 8:00. Ok, boss, 8:00. I'll be there. Ok, boss, 8:00. I'll be there. Here. Now go to sleep, huh? Charlie, would you please tuck me in? Please? Ha. Yeah. Charlie, May I please have a goodnight kiss? What? Oh...sure. Yuck! Blech! Yuck! Thank you for rescuing me. Ah. Ha ha. Sure. It was-- It was nothing, kid. Hey, squeaker, knock it off. I'm sorry. Ohwahh! Charlie, your front seat hurts me. Oh, yeah? Ahem. All right. All right. All right. Dames. Thank you, Charlie. Uh-Huh. Now, uh, go to sleep, huh? Dear god... oh, no! Thank you so much For my new best friend Charlie. Oh! And thank you for sending him to rescue me. Psst! Hey! God bless Mr. Itchy... yeah, bless itchy. And god bless Charlie. Amen. Oh, and please help me find a mommy and daddy. Uh! Whoo! Charlie? What? Do you think you could help me Find a mommy and daddy? Kid, I'll help you find The lost city of Atlantis! Just please, please go to sleep! Charlie? What? I have to go to the bathroom. Ha ha. Of course. Anne-Marie, cupcake, sweetheart. Please, just talk to the horsie, huh? Talk to Mr. Horsie. Boss, maybe she only talks to rats. She talked to me, didn't she? That makes you a rat! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Maybe horses is too stupid to talk. Aha! What did she say? Hey, listen, try that again, you, And you are glue! What did she say? You sound just like Mr. Carface. What? He's a criminal. D-D-D-Did he read you stories? Did he give you a comfortable bed? Did he kiss you good night? I rescued you. Besides, we're giving the money to the poor. Boss! Sharing it with the poor. Like robin hood? Like the story. Just like in the story. And another thing, if you're serious About this mommy and daddy business, You're going to need dough of your own, New dresses, new shoes. I know these things. Nobody wants a scrawny little doll in rags. Promise you'll help me find a mommy and daddy? I promise. Oh, Charlie! Good shape for a little kid. Isn't that wonderful? Don't pick me up. Put me down. Excuse me. Could you tell me which one of you Is going to win today's race? We'll give the money to the poor And buy me a new dress so I can get some parents. Who? Oh, how nice. Well, what is it? It's the grand chawhee's birthday. Chee haw who? Huh? Cha who? Chee. Chee haw. No. Chawhee! It's his birthday. Who do you think is going to win? He is. But you mustn't tell. It's a surprise. I'll say! Can we trust this horse? Ok, ok! The grand Chawhee, choo haw, Chaw hee hee, hoo haw by surprise. Let's go place the bet. With what dough, boss? Itchy! Itchy! Let's see here. All we need is a couple of bucks. A couple of bucks, a couple of bucks. A couple, a couple-- Mmm! Yeah! A mom and dad! Yeah, right. Sure, kid. Nope! Too thin! Too fat. Hee hee hee! Oh, look! Charlie! They're perfect! You know, kid, i think you're right. Wait right here. Itchy. Boss, a number 17? No, no, itchy. A number 3. A number 3? The lame dog? Ha ha ha! Oh, boss! My feet is killing me! Hey! Oh, Harold! The poor little thing. Cute little fella. What's wrong, boy? Itchy! Itchy! Are you ok? Oh! Is this your dog? Well, kind of. Itchy, what's the matter? Oh! Itchy! Boss, what do I do? Ham it up more. We almost got it. Let me see your paw. Oh, he's ok. Hey, I got it! Let's go! Itchy! Seems to be just fine. What's your name, little girl? Anne-Marie. Pleased to meet you. I'm getting a new dress. That's nice, dear. Where are your parents? Squeaker, let's go. But I want to talk-- We'll miss chawhee's birthday. We'll miss chawhee's birthday. Last call for bets. I want to make a bet. Grand Chawhee to win. Pass it on. Grand Chawhee to win. Pass it on. Grand Chawhee to win. Ayiahha! Ooh! Ooh! Whoa whoa whoa! Ahh! Chawhee? You know something I don't? It's his birthday! I mean, it's his birthday. Thank you. Are you getting any of that in your mouth up there? Ooh! It's ju-- Oh, come on! Give me a break! You see anything up there? Mostly the back of the buttons, But other than that... come on, Chawhee! You can do it! It's your birthday! I don't care if it's his bar mitzvah! That horse is a glue pot! Shut up! Please, Chawhee, please! Come on! Move your legs! Yoo-Hoo! Reginald! Excuse me. Oh! Ha ha! Splendid! Hello, Stella! Jolly good day for a race, what? Oh, yes, but, Reginald, honey, I do hate to rain on your parade, But did you know It's the grand chawhee's birthday? Oh, really? You don't-- Oh. Terribly sorry. Ha ha ha ha! He did it! Whoo hoo hoo! He did it! Ha ha! No! Anne-Marie did. Ha ha ha! Happy birthday, Chawhee! Happy birthday! I knew you could do it! Happy birthday! Ha ha ha ha! Arr! Yuck! Go! Go! Ha ha ha ha! Hee hee hee! Ahem! Smiley, what do you know? What do you say? That's using your head. Ha! Enjoy! Hey, itch! The place looks great! Ha ha ha! Hey! What is this? What are you doing? I'm leaving! You said we would help the poor, And we didn't. You promised to find me parents. You didn't even look. All you do is gamble. It isn't right! You know something, you're right. What a selfish, callous cad of a heel I've been, Blind to the needs of our society's lonely unloved. Thank you. Thank you for helping me see the light. Squeaker, we're going to help the poor. Oh, Charlie! Yuck! Blech! What is it with you and this kid? We got a business to run. We got to keep the little kid happy, right? Blech! Blah! I knew we should have used the pliers! Charlie's alive, And I know he's got the girl! Killer, this is strike 2. You're out. Wait, boss! I get one more strike! Lower him! Oh! Nothing personal, killer. Business. Umm! Umm! If you want something done right, You got to do it yourself. Ooh. How do I handle Charlie? Knives? Boss! Poison? Car didn't work. Something. Something very special. Boss! Pull me up, please! I got a gun! A gun? What kind of gun? Boss, you hear me? I got a gun! Stop, fishies! Stop! I don't taste that good! Boss! Pull me up! I got--I got a-- I got a--Ow! Ow! A flash Gordon thermo-Atomic ray gun, boss. A ray gun! Heh heh heh heh heh! Ha ha ha ha ha! Who does his evil deeds in the shadowed dark of night? Ha ha ha ha ha! The phantom does! Uhh! These are some of the poorest people I know. They're broker than... the 10 commandments. Heh heh. A little joke. Very little. Aah! Hey! Anybody here order a pizza? Charlie! Charlie! Charlie! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Hold it! Hold it! Hey! Hold it! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Hold it! Hold it! I want you-- I want you-- Hey! I want you kids to meet Avery, very special guest. Anne-Marie. Pleased to meet you. Ha ha ha ha! Hello, Charlie. Hello, flo. It was nice of you to come by. We don't see much of you anymore. You know how it is. Got a business to run. Yeah. I know how it is. Oh, Charlie. Gosh, how these little guys love you. Ho! Ho! Hey! Easy! Easy! Uncle Charlie, can I have more? Whatever you want. Here. Eat the box. Whatever you want. Here. Eat the box. That's mine! Just a minute, pizza pup! Don't you want to share? Hey! All right. It's only a pizza, fellas. Come on! Do you mind sharing? Now, come on. Don't fight! I'll tell you something about sharing.

  1. What's mine is yours #
  2. What's yours is mine #
  3. The more you share #
  4. The more the sun'll shine #
  5. Everybody #
  6. What's mine is yours #
  7. What's your-- # Hey!

Will you put that pizza-- Stop it! This is not right. You shouldn't be fighting. Listen to uncle Charlie!

  1. Whether you're the boss
  2. Or someone's pet #
  3. The more you give #
  4. The more you're gonna get #
  5. You've got a little

or a lot #

  1. You've got to share

'cause you know what... # I'm proud of you!

  1. Each other's

all that we have got #

  1. The sun'll shine #
  2. If #
  3. You #
  4. Share all the time #
  5. What's mine

is yours #

  1. You've got

a little or a lot #

  1. What's yours

is mine #

  1. You've got to share

'cause you know what #

  1. The more you share #
  2. Each other's al

l that we have got #

  1. The more the sun'll shine #
  2. If #
  3. You #
  4. Share all the time #
  5. Whether you're the boss
  6. Or someone's pet #
  7. The more you give #
  8. The more you're gonna get #
  9. More than you had #
  10. The more you're gonna get #
  11. All your life #
  12. The more you're gonna get #
  13. All your life #
  14. The more you're gonna get #

Hee hee! Hee hee hee! Eh! Ha ha ha! Charlie, where did you get this? Well, i... ahem! Ahem! I, uh... i, uh... you stole it! I was going to give it back. You stole it. Hey, squeaker! Come on! Come back, kid. I--I--I... oh, blast! Oh, blast!

  1. All I have is a picture

in my mind how it would be #

  1. If we were together #
  2. Let's pretend

that you're far away #

  1. Let's say you write to me #
  2. And you promise

in your letter #

  1. That you'll come home #
  2. Come home to my heart #
  3. When you come home #
  4. We'll never be apart #
  5. If I keep dreaming of you #
  6. Start believing it's true #
  7. Soon you'll come home #
  8. Soon you'll come home

to my heart #

  1. Soon you'll come home

to my heart #

  1. Soon you'll come home #
  2. Home to my heart #
  3. Soon you'll come home #
  4. Home to my heart #
  5. If I believe #

Charlie...Charlie. You can never come back. You can never come-- No! Aah! Whaahh! Aah! Awooo...aah! You can never go back! Aah! Aah! Charlie... Charlie. Charlie. Charlie, wake up! Charlie, wake up. Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Aah! Uhh! Uhh! Did you have a bad dream? Was it a monster? Did it bite? Oh, boy. It was... it was only a dream. Anne-Marie? Anne-Marie? Anne-Marie! Where is that kid? She went to 402 Maple street To see the wallet family. What?! What? Great. You like waffles? Oh, yes. Very much, thank you. No, thank you. This is the most beautiful house I've ever seen. Thank you, Anne-Marie. Where do you live? I live with Charlie. He's my dog. Oh. But what about your parents? I don't have any parents. Then where do you stay? With Charlie in the junkyard. Anne-Marie, you sit right there. Honey, come with me. We can't let her leave here With nowhere to go. I know, honey. Hey! Hey! Pssst! Come here. Psst! Oh, Charlie, Harold and Kate are really wonderful. They weren't upset about the wallet. They gave me real waffles with butter and syrup. Really? That's great. Look, uh, I'm glad to see... you found a home for yourself. Oh, do you think so? Sure, sure. In fact, uh, i, uh, i just came over To...say good-bye. Good-Bye? Yeah. I guess you won't be Needing me anymore. Maybe you could stay, too. No, I couldn't stay. I mean, I don't want to spoil it for you. They don't want a dirty old dog like me In a nice, clean house like--Like this. But, Charlie... don't worry about me. I--I'll make out... somehow. Oh... by the way, You were the best friend I...I ever had. Enjoy your waffles. Charlie? Charlie, wait! Charlie, wait! All right. A little more to the left. I don't want to hit the girl. Steady. Hold it, hold it. And... good-bye, Charlie. Good-Bye, Charlie. Oh, no! Charlie! Got him! Charlie! Charlie! Oh, you beautiful little ticker. Come on. We got to get out of here! He's getting away! Fire! Morons! I'm surrounded by morons! Aaah! How--How do you s-S-Stop this thing? How--How do you S-S-Stop this thing? You ok, squeaker? Oh, Charlie, i thought they shot you. So did i. Mr. Carface doesn't know who he's dealing with. I got a power of my own, And I'm gonna take care of him right now. And there ain't nothin' or nobody that's gonna stop me! Charlie. Walk...walk softly. Walk softly! Yeoooww! Aaaah! My watch! Where's my watch? Where are we? I don't know. We got to find that watch. Maybe it's in the water. What?! No! No! Listen, listen! Oh, no! No! It stopped! Good-Bye. Good-Bye, Anne-Marie. Good-Bye? Charlie, where you going? Charlie! There it is. What's going on here? Gads, we're haunted. Charlie! Aah! What did they say? Tell them to give me back my watch. I can't, Charlie. They talk funny. I don't care! Got it! Uh-Oh! Oh! Oh, no! Charlie, what's that moving in the water? I don't know. Squeaker! We're going to die. Oh! Please! My watch! Please! My watch! Ahh! You look like A tasty New Orleans canine gumbo! No! Don't eat him, please! Ahh! How can you expect me To eat a voice as sumptuous as this?

  1. When I hear

a dulcet tone like that #

  1. It gives me

a big thrill #

  1. I can't eat a singer #
  2. I never could #
  3. I never will #

Ha ha ha! Oh, what do you call that voice, little fella? That a baritone or a tenor? It's, uh... i don't care. It's just you and me.

  1. Let's make music

together #

  1. Let's make

sweet harmony #

  1. Oh, let's make music

together, baby #

  1. You take the do,

I'll take the re #

  1. You'd better

hang on to me # Ha ha ha!

  1. We are

birds of a feather #

  1. Looking for the right key #
  2. Oh, let's make music

together, baby #

  1. 'Cause only music

makes a man free #

  1. Gonna make

a beautiful song #

  1. Sing along #
  2. Gonna let

that natural beat #

  1. Move your feet #
  2. When the music's

deep down in you #

  1. There's nothing

that you can do #

  1. But believe #
  2. Oh, believe #
  3. There ain't nothin'

like singing #

  1. And our voices

just blend #

  1. Oh, let's make music

together, baby #

  1. Lift our voices

together, partner #

  1. Let's make music

forever, baby #

  1. And we'll always

be friends # We'll be friends.

  1. Let's make music

together # Y #

  1. let's make sweet Harmon
  2. Oh, let's make music

together, baby # Y #

  1. let's make sweet Harmon
  2. Oh, let's make--

This is for you, mama # You ok, squeaker?

  1. Let's make

sweet harmony #

  1. Let's make music...

Charlie, i don't feel good. Oh, squeaker.

  1. Oh, let's make music

together, baby # Y #

  1. let's make sweet Harmon

Ho! Ho! Ho!

  1. Let's make music

together, baby #

  1. Let's make

sweet harmony #

  1. Ohh... #
  2. A hom de da de da hom #
  3. Hom de da de da

cha cha cha cha #

  1. Cha cha ti ta #

hahh! Hahh! Rocky! Relieve jocko on guard duty. I need some help in here. Rocky! Rocky? Um, jocko? Rocky. Aah! Oh! Where's the girl? Ah, i... i don't know. Ah, i... i don't know. I think you do. What do you think, boys? If you want my opinion-- Shut up! Please, don't do this. Uh, Charlie. To Charlie... with love. This is a very bad idea. Yo! Charlie! She's burning up with fever, Charlie. She could have pneumonia. Think she needs a vet? Charlie, she's a little girl. She needs a doctor. Doctor. Doctor. I don't know any doctors. But I'll find one. Charlie! Charlie, you here? Hey! Be quiet! Squeaker's sick and needs her sleep. Oh, you're breaking my heart. Maybe I should go upstairs and kiss her good night. Itch, what happened to you? What happened to me? You want to know what happened to me? Yes. I'll tell you what happened to me. Carface happened to me, with about 50 of his thugs. Oh. That dirty rat. Oh! I'm sorry, itch. I really am sorry. Well, look what else happened While you were sidetracked. See that? That's our place. You were going to fix Carface. Well, he fixed us! Ya see, boss? It's gone too far. You wanted revenge on Carface, And I said, "no. Please, let's get out of town," But I stayed because... because you're my friend. Then you wanted to kidnap the girl, And I said, "this is crazy!" But I helped you. And--And then we got to dress the girl And read her stories. And she wants we should feed the poor. And the whole while I'm thinkin', "This is stupid! She's gonna get us killed!" But I stay because I'm your friend. But tonight... tonight--Charlie, he tried to kill me! He tried to kill me, Charlie, And you was out gallivanting with this... with this girl! I say we should lose the girl, Get out of town, Charlie, you and me, Then call it even. Now the casino's gone. We got to start all over. We need the girl more than ever. No, boss! You're crazy. It's not business anymore, it's personal. Ah, come on, itchy. Sure, it's just business. I mean-- You're in love with the girl. You've gone soft. You care about her. Look, I don't care about the girl! I tell her things now and then. I pretend to be her best friend, But it's baloney! I thought I was your best friend. You are my best friend! With her it's just business! It's always been business. I'm using the girl! And when we're done with her, We'll dump her in an orphanage! Is that ok with you?! Sure, boss. Anything you say. Oh. You're not my friend. You're a bad dog! Squeaker! Ah! Anne-Marie! Where are you going? Aaah! Carface! Anne-Marie! Take this to 402 Maple street. She has friends there. They'll know what to do. And hurry! What's at 402 Maple street? Would ya just tell me where it is? Please. Charlie's in trouble, And there's a little girl real sick. 402 Maple's over by the firehouse. Thanks. What was that all about? Charlie's in trouble. A little girl may die. Well, tarnation! Anne-Marie. Anne-Marie. Come on, squeaker. Wake up! I'm going to get you out of here. You are sick, aren't you? Just hold on, kiddo. I'm going to take you back to the wallet family. Ha ha ha! Hi, Charlie. Isn't this just the sweetest thing? It is, boss. It reminds me Of when lassie rescued-- Shut up. Take him, boys! What is it, dear? Dogs. Where did they all come from? Harold! Harold, do something. Ha ha ha! So you see, Charlie, This story has a happy ending. I keep the girl and make a fortune, And you... you get to go to heaven. You don't want to go to heaven, Charlie? Abandon ship! Let's get out of here!

  1. Ohh #
  2. Together #

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Huh? Ah! Ah! Come on! Aaah! Ooh! Grr! Anne-Marie! Anne-Marie! Aaah! Grrr! Oow! Aaah! Aaah! Whoa ho ha! Whaaa! Mmm! Delicious! Aah! Aah! Anne-Marie! You can make it! You can make it, kid! Ooh! Charlie. Mmm. Oh, squeaker. I'm sorry. I'm so very sorry. Charlie. Charlie. Charlie. Charlie. You can come home now. You said I-- Charlie, you gave your life for her. Come home. What about Anne-Marie? Say good-bye, Charlie. Charlie. Yeah, it's me. How you feeling, kid? Ok. How are you? Well... I've come to say good-bye. Where are you going? Just on a little trip. Listen, squeaker, I want you to do something for me. Uh-Huh. I want you to take care of itchy, Ya know, just while I'm gone. You've got a home now, And he doesn't have anybody. Don't worry, Charlie, I will. Great. Well...ahem! Good-Bye, little buddy. Oh, Charlie, I'll miss you. Yeah...well... I'll miss you, too, squeaker. Now you go to sleep, huh? Charlie, will i ever see you again? Sure. Sure you will, kid. You know, good-byes aren't forever. Then good-bye, Charlie. I love you. Yeah. I love you, too. Charlie, come home. Hold it! I know we're dead up here, but so's the music! Heat it up a little. Honey, you know it! That's nice. That's nice.

  1. Hallelujah #

Aaah! I'll get that gator If it's the last thing i do! Touch that clock, And you can never come back. Shut up! I said! Touch that clock, And you can never come back! He'll be back.

  1. Everybody #
  2. Come on #
  3. Come on and join

the singing #

  1. Hallelujah #
  2. Hallelujah, hallelujah
  3. Now we're singing #
  4. Hey, baby #
  5. Sing it, baby #
  6. Hallelujah #
  7. Hallelujah, hallelujah
  8. Now they're cooking #
  9. They're really cooking
  10. Cooking, partner #
  11. Hallelujah #
  12. Hallelujah, hallelujah
  13. Hallelujah, hallelujah
  14. Let's make this music

last forever #

  1. Hallelujah #

Ha ha ha! Honey, I'm so glad you've come to stay!

  1. Now I know

you're safe here in my heart #

  1. You will always be

with me #

  1. We'll never be apart #
  2. Never knew how strong

my love could be #

  1. You're the one

I've waited for #

  1. Now you're home
  2. I believe #
  3. Love survives

beyond our lives #

  1. I feel those ties

growing stronger #

  1. Growing stronger #
  2. Love survives

the tears we've cried #

  1. Yes, love #
  2. Survives it all #
  3. Love survives it all #
  4. Mmm mmmm #
  5. Even when we want

to run and hide #

  1. Love comes in #
  2. To pull us through
  3. From deep inside #
  4. Oh, the magic #
  5. The magic #
  6. Has made us who we are #
  7. Who we are
  8. Don't you see

we've come so far? #

  1. Take my hand #
  2. You made me

understand #

  1. Love survives

beyond our lives #

  1. I feel those ties

growing stronger #

  1. Growing stronger #
  2. Love survives

the tears we've cried #

  1. Yes, love #
  2. Survives it all #
  3. Love survives it all #
  4. Love survives

beyond our lives #

  1. Oh, I feel those ties

growing stronger #

  1. Growing stronger #
  2. Love survives

the tears we've cried #

  1. Yes, love #
  2. Survives it all #
  3. Love survives it all #
  4. Love survives it all #


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